John Carter - 2/5
This movie is mostly passable, but is needlessly convoluted for what amounts to a simple plot. It relies heavily on its special effects and for the most part they’re passable, but they lack enough polish to carry the movie. The main characters aren’t particularly likable, which could make for an interesting, morally ambiguous movie, but doesn’t work in a family film. There’s a good amount of extravagant action, but if you’re looking for anything more you’ll be disappointed.
Closest comparison: It’s like Cowboys and Aliens (2011) by way of Jupiter Ascending, as a family movie.
Setting: Western Sci-Fi
Plot: Adventure
Tone: Family Action