Geoffrey Lewis

Only the Strong - 2/5

This movie gets its reputation as being one of the only Capoeira movies, and as such it’s one of the best. But the cheesy ‘90s plot and awkward teen acting make it a painful watch at times. The action is mostly lacking, with a few exceptions, cutting too much and feeling more like stage acting than the gritty realism the tone of the movie is trying to accomplish.

Closest comparison: It’s like Kickboxer by way of Rad (1986).

Setting: Teen Drama
Plot: Bad Batch
Tone: Coming of Age

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot - 1/5

This is a meandering, low-brow adventure comedy that may appeal more to fraternity pledges than the average citizen. The heist isn’t particularly interesting and doesn’t go according to plan, to the surprise of no one. If the humor is up your alley it’s probably a fun watch, but there’s too little depth and too much juvenile nonsense to be worth it for me.

Content warnings: female nudity

Closest comparison: It’s like Pineapple Express with the aimlessness of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, but with much less action.

Setting: Adventure
Plot: Heist
Tone: Drug Movie