Denholm Elliott

Toy Soldiers (1991) - 3/5

This movie is a stock ‘80s/’90s action flick disguised as a college comedy. For better or for worse it seems to be trying for a “Die Hard at a Boarding School” byline, though despite it being set in a boarding school everyone seems to be pulling mostly college-type shenanigans.

Content advisory: phone sex

Closest comparison: It’s like Run, Hide, Fight by way of Icebreaker (2000).

Setting: College Comedy
Plot: Hostage
Tone: Adventure