Zombieland

Zombieland: Double Tap - Declined

I haven’t gotten around to seeing Zombieland 2, despite my praise of the original. I think the trailer proves they’re out of ideas and are just making this movie as a cash grab. The jokes are eye-rollingly lame and the plot looks as contrived as it gets, with forced plot points that don’t come about naturally but are reduced to an exercise in blunt force drama. If you thought the trailer looked fun, then by all means please enjoy. But for myself, I’ll probably review it when it comes out on Netflix or Red Box.